La manie des plaques d’immatriculation

Il y en a qui regardent les nuages, marchant droit devant le nez vers le ciel, d’autres qui slalomment entre les crottes de chien, ou qui sont branchés à leur lecteur MP3, moi, je le confesse, je marche les yeux rivés sur toutes les plaques d’immatriculation des voitures que je croise… C’est devenu assez problématique je dois dire…
Alors dans mon escarcelle: un 31 croisé pas très loin de l’appart, un 81 (si t’es tarnais tappe dans tes pieds!!!) qui a ses habitudes dans la rue perpendiculaire, et…..un 15:!!! oui oui, les cantalous envahissent la place (ouaich)! Et en plus, garé juste devant nos fenêtres. Vous y croyez vous? Ah… alors je guette.. réflexe débile et débilisant. Nous sommes certes peu nombreux à peupler les plaines et monts sauvages cantaliens, mais nous sommes tout de même 150 000 (oui…. j’ai conscience que ce chiffre peut causer de graves nuisances dans l’esprit de certains…remettez-vous). Alors bon…. Si vous aussi avez ce petit problème, faites moi le savoir… Je serai rassurée…
Tant que j’y suis. Vous êtes-vous déjà posé ces questions:

- A partir de quel âge une femme doit-elle se couper les cheveux, qu’elle porte longs depuis des années?
- Avez-vous déjà essayé de découvrir la vie d’une personne que vous croisez dans la rue, dans le métro, au restaurant?
- Je commence quel livre? Celui ci, celui là? allez, celui ci…puis au bout de dix pages: celui la…
- Certaines personnes semblent se ressembler, comme s’il y a vait des "modèles types" de visage, déclinés à l’infini…. etc…

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    Moi je me suis toujours demandée pourquoi on mettait toujours les mêmes chaussettes aux deux pieds. Parce que, franchement, quand on y réfléchit bien, mon pied gauche ne ressemble pas tout à fait à mon pied droit. Alors pourquoi donc devrait-il revêtir l’identique chaussette noire à barbapapas mauves (non, je ne vous autorise pas à discourir sur ce choix, là n’est pas la question pour le moment) alors que sa nature profonde pencherait plus du côté d’une soquette rose avec petites fleurs bleues (parfaitement assortie au débardeur bleu ciel sous mon pull marron) ?
    Non… ?

  2. Céline dit:

    Très bonne remarque de ta part, la Prune…
    Autre pierre à l’édifice: pourquoi, à Paris (ou ailleurs) dit-on toujours: Oh, aujourd’hui, il ne devrait pas y avoir trop de monde (au ciné, au musée, au restau)… Remarque débile parce qu’on a toujours tous les mêmes idées. Le restau est toujours blindé le jour où vous avez décidé d’y aller, la boucherie est toujours fermée le seul jour de la semaine où vous voulez acheter votre steak, le rayon des tisanes “miel cannelle” est toujours vide car tout le monde s’est rué dessus tellement elles sont bonnes et le ciné est rempli parce qu’il pleut et que comme vous, vos concitoyens n’ont pas envie de rester chez eux même s’il faut affronter une pluie battante…

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    Mais i m a g i n e un ptit peu si le resto où tu veux aller est vide, si la salle de ciné est dramatiquement déserte (pas même un BIP qui va te faire BIP avec ses pop corn qui croustillent sous ses dents ou son papier de glace qui fait “scritch scritch” quand il l’ouvre), I M A G I N E un peu qu’au musée y’ait pas âme qui vive (même pas un touriste japonais avec son parasol jaune sur la tête qui te bouche la vue du beau tableau), I MA G I N E que toutes les tisanes “miel cannelle” soient dispo mais que, en revanche, il n’y ai plus de “verveine camomille”.
    PERSO, JME POSERAI DES QUESTIONS sur le monde dans lequel je vis !!!

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